Total Medals Earned: 2,503 (From 425 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,460 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 12/16 (385/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/21 (175/205 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (410/460 points)
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/230 points)
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/125 points)
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.