Total Medals Earned: 2,497 (From
422 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 41,430 Points
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
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killed by spearmen
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Destroy 18+ blocks at once
Get 5000 points
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
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Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Collect exactly zero cookies in a single game.
Play the first "Han Wants His Cookies" on Newgrounds.
Collect 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect 35 cookies in a single game.
Save the world from Han's craving for human flesh and collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
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Crush 10 kayaks
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets